ITS OVER 9,000!!!

If political meetings were really like this, people might actually pay attention. Agreed?

Creepy Locke is creepy.

I CAN HAZ LOST NAO?

boromir's words of wisdom

I felt that this was a necessary contribution.

And as we say at our house, "Luigi's Mansion, Mario Party!"

Ahh, Lidia's Italy. How you constantly seem to be on tv at inappropriate times and continually inflict your poor bra choices upon us all.

What can we say? Actually what can't we say; you are so unfortunate.

Let us begin where all things should begin: da hair guuurrl!

Now, what is going on here? Do you think we'll fall for the, "My hair is naturally this fugly" excuse, or would you say the,"Accidentally used Nair on my head this morning, LOL" would be more appropriate.

Either pathetic way, your hair is more like jacked up peach fuzz and makes me more depressed every time I am forced to acknowledge it. Please, think of the viewers.


Next we apprehensively move down to your shirt and bra choices.

Now I realize you may not have enough dough to hire a fashion advisor, but didn't your previous school experience give you some brain cells. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THOSE GIRLS LIDIA, THEY ARE LIKE ICE CREAM CONES. Last time I checked boobies were not supposed to be shaped like that. That is all.

Now your shirts on the other hand. Why not try, just try, the next size up dare I say. You know, I just, ...never mind.



Lidia Bastianimario, you are hopeless.

bill

yeah, thats it.

EXCITING FIRST POST: REVIEW OF BANANA FLAVOR GRASS JELLY DRINK

LYDIA IS THRILLED. to christen our new, stupid blog, we're running straight out of the gates with a product review. this drink...thing...was found at one of the local h-marts, where we sometimes like to be adventurous and try new things.

guess we felt ballsy today.

PACKAGING:
looks foreign

TASTE:
mediocre, ahna thinks the jellies are fun

LYDIA SAYS:
"smells like an indian store. oh, i got a jelly. lol. oh..want my jellies? like, its not bad, but its not very good. i am not a fan of the jellies. oh word, its like a mutant city! you can have the rest of mine? THERES RESIDUE JELLIESSSSSSS. THEY WONT MOVE."

AHNA SAYS:
"i think it tastes like tea, but kind of funny tasting tea. (sips silently, gums jellies) well it certainly has jellies? yeah ill drink your jellies. eh."

ok so overall, it was interesting tasting and not really all that bad. if i had to identify the flavor, i dont think banana would be what i came up with. its like a strong, spicy red tea kind of flavor with a hint of chemical banana. delightful! it has these little cubes of agar jelly suspended in the drink, which lydia hated and ahna enjoyed. jelly-like substances are often deal breakers when it comes to american pallates enjoying these kinds of things.

etc etc 5/10.