9.10.2009

ITS OVER 9,000!!!

If political meetings were really like this, people might actually pay attention. Agreed?

9.09.2009

Creepy Locke is creepy.
I CAN HAZ LOST NAO?

9.03.2009

boromir's words of wisdom

I felt that this was a necessary contribution.

9.02.2009

And as we say at our house, "Luigi's Mansion, Mario Party!"



Ahh, Lidia's Italy. How you constantly seem to be on tv at inappropriate times and continually inflict your poor bra choices upon us all.

What can we say? Actually what can't we say; you are so unfortunate.

Let us begin where all things should begin: da hair guuurrl!

Now, what is going on here? Do you think we'll fall for the, "My hair is naturally this fugly" excuse, or would you say the,"Accidentally used Nair on my head this morning, LOL" would be more appropriate.

Either pathetic way, your hair is more like jacked up peach fuzz and makes me more depressed every time I am forced to acknowledge it. Please, think of the viewers.


Next we apprehensively move down to your shirt and bra choices.

Now I realize you may not have enough dough to hire a fashion advisor, but didn't your previous school experience give you some brain cells. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THOSE GIRLS LIDIA, THEY ARE LIKE ICE CREAM CONES. Last time I checked boobies were not supposed to be shaped like that. That is all.

Now your shirts on the other hand. Why not try, just try, the next size up dare I say. You know, I just, ...never mind.



Lidia Bastianimario, you are hopeless.

bill

yeah, thats it.